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Gulf Coast Oil Disaster Caused By Environmentalists

August 27, 2010

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According to 10% of Americans those individuals most concerned with protecting the environment pumped 4.9 million barrels of crude oil into the ocean. The basis for this conclusion is the following: No evidence whatsoever! The conclusion also lacks a plausible motive or any explanation as to how the outcome was achieved. So far we have “evidence” […]

Wrong Gender, Wrong Country

August 24, 2010

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Becoming a mother, assuming you’re married,  is the one thing a woman can do without deserving criticism. Unless, of course, you’re Mexican. As immigration numbers decline and crime in Southern States drops the threat of hispanic immigrants being perceived as human begins to grow. Thankfully, America is still overun with old white Republicans capable of keeping […]

The Argument Against Evolution

April 22, 2010

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A very good example here of the gap theory argument against the Theory of Evolution. (The idea that the gaps in knowledge invalidate the theory). Mr. Creationist: Do you speak English? Miss Evolution: Yes, I do. Mr. C: So what does “misology” mean? Miss E: I don’t know. Mr C: Ha! Then you don’t speak […]

Naked Women to Blame for Earthquakes

April 22, 2010

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I get sick of guys claiming they can make the Earth move for me so it’s really quite refreshing to hear a guy giving credit to the girls for a change. “Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes,”. Hojatoleslam […]

The Vatican’s Secretary of State: “there is a relationship between homosexuality and pedophilia”

April 21, 2010

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It seems likely the Pope will soon be introducing those wheely things with the straps and mouth cover from the film  “Silence of the Lambs”, as official Vatican wear for all his Priests. Realistically this appears the only way to prevent senior members of the Vatican from shooting themselves in the foot, face and every […]